Oh, that was Titania. She does that. She's a true AI and uses some miracle data storage system so she remembers way more than any of us and is just completely fucking incapable of talking like a normal person or even vaguely straightforwardly because she read a book once and thinks she's an actual fairy or something.
[ WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON FVMG, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE MSFC FIELD OPERATIONS DIVISION. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE RADIO? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF VODKAS ACROSS THE CONTINENT AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE MSFC AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO. ]
[ Anyways I guess Grenadine gets to hear a bunch of incoherent squawking, thanks. ]
Oh look, even the bug cares! Wow! Fantastic! Next the fairy bitch'll pipe up with ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY?. Or worse, Violette! That'd just really make my day! Shit, fuck!
I'm doing just fine, Amaretto! Thank you so very much for asking, everything's bloody great, I'm positively chuffed! Now why don't you bog off while I sit here and lose my pretty little mind over the crushing responsibility of being the one in charge of finishing what the Commander started? Have yourself a pretty little time, read some of the books we've got! They're great, I know because they're all I've had to distract myself from all this bullshit for decades!
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LET JUSTICE BE DONE.
THOUGH THE WORLD BURN, ROT, AND PERISH
THOUGH THE HEAVENS FALL, IN HER NAME.
HOMEWARD YOU RUN,
FINALLY, AGAIN.
CAPTAIN GLAYVA, ARE YOU TO BLAME?
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Now, why would I be to blame for anything?
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How long do you think it may be before I can meet you properly?
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[ another quiet pause. ]
... I'll stop hogging up the channel, then. I'll see you soon, Eagle.
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[ ... ]
Merry Christmas.
[ and she'll close the connection there. ]
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[ Anyways I guess Grenadine gets to hear a bunch of incoherent squawking, thanks. ]
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[ aaand immediately regretting the use of that particular phrasing ]
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I'm doing just fine, Amaretto! Thank you so very much for asking, everything's bloody great, I'm positively chuffed! Now why don't you bog off while I sit here and lose my pretty little mind over the crushing responsibility of being the one in charge of finishing what the Commander started? Have yourself a pretty little time, read some of the books we've got! They're great, I know because they're all I've had to distract myself from all this bullshit for decades!